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The Chrome Barista is the Protoss Purifier entry into Aiur Chef.

Downloaded into a modified combat shell. This Purifier was made to mix different types of substances for a variety of effects. Be it raw minerals, terrazine gas, or even biomass, a master barista can use psionic alchemy to form delicious brews to send anyone to the Void and back.

Whenever dealing with irate customers or the odd Baneling needing a Vespene fix, the Chrome barista will always be polite while at the same time stepping on their faces until the other patrons are served. Should crowds become too unruly, the barista will launch its psionic spoon to blend the miscreants into submission. With unrivaled skill, the psionic spoon is one of the deadliest cooking implements ever forged easily piercing through fully shielded Carriers and locating the pilot instantly.

On the rarest of occasions, it is said that one the thousandth beverage served time will stand still. Though this is only a rumor, so sit down and have a nice cup of Jorium Java.

Special abilities:

  • PSIONIC BLEND - deploys a psionic spoon to fly around through enemies dealing 10000 damage while ignoring armor and shields
  • DECAF VESPENE - units in target area loss -80% movement and energy
  • TERRAZINE LATTE - units in target area gain +50% critical attack and energy
  • JORIUM EXPRESSO (Ultimate) - time stands still for 5 minutes for target unit to do anything. Owner of unit can move any unit or building and even edit the entire map

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